Photobucket Hasif Rahman
Twenty
29th September 1991
Singapore Polytechnic
Diploma in Mechanical Engineering
Art.music.sports.
daydreamer.creative.sensitive.procrastinative.
lazybum.very imaginative.indecisive.shy.




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Adylarh Amira Ami Shirin Arianna Azryan Bibi Fasihah Brenda Dhabitah Dj Fatinperry Erma Fadhilah Fairouz Faliq Hanisah Hui Yin Ifah Ili Ezmira Irfan Mahirah Nabilah Natasha Noura Nyla Putry Ruoyu Samantha Shabana Shafiq Jai Sonia Syafiqah Syed Zahier Zahir

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Hasif Stress Law
Sunday, August 30, 2009

Logarithms and Trigonometry can make me stress.
Whenever I'm stress, I eat a lot.
Whenever I eat lot, I grow a fat stomach.
Whenever I grow a fat stomach, I become stress.
So, Logarithms + Trigonometry = Stress.

This is Hasif Stress Law equation, under Topic 3.2 of your fucking textbook.

Fuck. What the hell I'm talking about.

I want ice creams.


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Shutup lah. No Mood.
Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Looks like I'm gonna miss all the 3 day Baybeats and

ANBERLIN!

FUCKADOMASSHOLE.


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the road of death
Friday, August 28, 2009

*EEEEEHHHHHYYYYTTTTTTT!*

*PON! PON!*

*BANG!*

*WEEEEOOOOOWWWEEEOOOOWWEEEEOOOO!* (ambulance lah. HAHA)

"EH CHEEBYE!" (okay. needless.)



I'm sure you've been wondering what the fudge I'm typing right?

Well, there's an accident at the ROAD OF DEATH; the road junction below the expressway bridge in front of my house. It's very normal. I've already heard it thrice this month. I hope nobody lost his/her precious life there. But why the name ROAD OF DEATH? Well, nothing actually. Just exaggerating it to make it more scary mary. HAHA

Everytime it happens, I quickly ran to my window and kpokpo go see. Heehe.


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Irresistably Rachael
Monday, August 24, 2009

So, Thermofluids paper was okay. Managed to remember all the formulas except that I'm afraid that the calculations might get wrong somewhere. Nevermind that. It's over already. Electrical technology is next!

Anyway, Rachael Finch is sooooo..oooooh...simply irresistable. Hahaha!
She's the Miss Universe Australia 2009 but unfortunately, she didn't win the competition. Tsk!


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One Fart
Sunday, August 23, 2009

Thermofluids paper starts tomorrow from 4 to 6.10pm. Weird timing, I know. Looks like I'm gonna buka at school and get a night off for terawih.

Went to Airport T3 with Wan and Fad to lepak and study.Only Wan didn't study while me and Fad brought our own laptops. Long time didn't study together since last year, the O'Level period. Had fun chatting and webcamming with chicks from Wan's msn while studying. Hahaha! Stayed there until around 6.15 then we head back home, ready for buka with my creamed cheese pasta waiting for me to eat him up. yumyum.

Okay, I'm gonna do another exam paper tonight until around 1am then I will shut down my brain and body. Goodnight.


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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Happy fasting month to all Muslims and hope you'll achieve a full month of fasting without breaking it 'illegally'. Puase full satu bulan lah katekan. Pardon me for my corrupted Engrish.

Exams commence on Monday with Thermofluids lining up first. So that means, yeah, panic mode now.

But that doesn't mean I won't be online or stop playing guitar or anything. I'll still stick to the SP 'motto', Study hard Play hard. Wooo.



Objectives for the exam weeks:
  • Complete past year papers on SP Blackboard.
  • Do revision in the afternoon before buka and Terawih.
  • Have a few hours of free time.
  • Sleep early every night.
  • Eat kurmas for brain booster :D ahaha!



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"Imaginaaaaationnn." ~ Spongebob Squarepants
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The result of a Facebook quiz that I've just tried it out.

Hasif took the quiz "The Brain Dominance Test" and got the result: Right Brain Dominant: 23 Right-Brain Responses / 7 Left Responses!
Of 30 questions, 23 of your responses indicate you are right brained dominant. 7 of your responses are indications of left brain dominance. These results indicate you are predominantly right-brain dominant. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, you see the world in their unique way.You likely have a talent for creative writing and art and prefer day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. You make decisions intuitively. The right side of our brain processes information in a rapid, spatial, and perceptual manner. The right hemisphere concentrates more on emotion than logic, allowing you to make quick, spontaneous decisions. You rely on your imagination when finding solutions to problems. You operate in a nonlinear, simultaneous fashion and deal with non-verbal information as well as dreams and fantasy. Thus, you tend to think visually-spatially more than verbally. Occupations: Artist, Athlete, Politician, Beautician, Craftsman, Actor, Wildlife manager, Marketing or sales manager.



Conclusion: No wonder I didn't really do well in Mechatronics. I'm not fated to be an engineer cos I suck. T_T. Ahaha.
And the results shown are totally true especially the highlighted phrases above. Okay, lets be optimistic. I can be a Wildlife manager then. HAHA. not. Thats sooo zookeeper-ish. Well, being an engineer is still my most possible ambition. But my dream is to be a fine artist and having my artworks displayed at Musée du Louvre in Paris. FUHHH!

Hahaha! Dream on, sucker!





"Imagination is more important than knowledge. " ~ Albert Einstein

I love you, Einstein! You really did support me. Hahahahah!


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November Rain
Tuesday, August 18, 2009



Bloody hell. This masterpiece really gives me goosebumps. Okay, not really actually BUT its supersonically beaaauutifoool. The song is November Rain by Guns and Roses. This is just a cover played by someone.

All hail Slash! The mastermind of the solo!
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*cricket sound



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Oh baby, baby, its a wild world!
Monday, August 17, 2009


Ooohh. I'm loving this song again! Long time didn't listen to it. The last time was when I'm around 5? Or 6? My daddy used to play this song at home while I sing to it..only the chorus. -.-
This is just a fan video btw. Not a music video.
Okay, enjoy the song!



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Phuture!
Thursday, August 13, 2009

The future MRT lines! Very accessible but COMPLICATED. Could be completed around 2099. Haha! I'll be resting in peace by the time.

And by the waywaywayyy, WHY SOME SUPER-CURIOUS PEOPLE LOVE TO STARE STRAIGHT ONTO ME WHEN EVERYTIME I PASS BY THEM OR SIT PEACEFULLY ON THE MRT? Its very weird and I always felt uneasy. Everytime it happens, I will look to reflections like my hp screen and check whether there's anything wrong with my face. Spot check for chilli-stuck between teeth, bekal NS around my mouth, smudged newspaper black ink print on my cheeks and bird droppings on my hair. Haha. But seriously, WHY? Its always no less than than 8 seconds of staring. Weird.


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20 Dischanger

This is cool schite! I'm loving it! Iskandar and Hosni from 20 Dischanger.

WE ARE SINGAPORE! WE ARE SINGAPORE! WE WILL STAND TOGETHER HEAR THE LION ROAR!



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Pulau Tekong!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Just returned home from Pulau Tekong for CIP. Very unexpected place, I know. Its just a visit to BMTC (Basic Military Training Centre) so its not quite a big deal. But, its my first time going there so I'm quite excited for what's gonna be there. There are quite a number of classes going along and we ferried there together. The ferry trip was around 20 minutes and it was a smooth ride except when it slows down and stops. Luckily I didn't have any seasickness.

We ate the army biscuits, carry rifles, and checking out the obstacles and NAPFA stations.
The NAPFA stations are really high-tech. All of the stations are operated by machines even sit ups and chin ups. There are some kind of sensors like that. The Singapore NS men are really pampered. Then there's this room where its for the NS men to hangout. There's a pool table, foosball, dvds, sofas and 2 tvs and of course, its air-conditioned. Whoa.

After a few hours of enduring the heat and long walks, we ferried again back to Changi.
Then me and Faris seperated from our class and took the coach bus that leads to Singapore Expo because we are the only Eastsiders in our class. Okay.

And, pheww! CRS presentation is overrrrr!
But unfortunately, exams are coming in 2 weeks time. kcuf.bye.


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Happy 44th National Day!
Sunday, August 9, 2009








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A tale of a dumbdumbdudidudidumb man and a blessed boy.
Monday, August 3, 2009

One fine unclouded afternoon, I went to an ATM machine for balance enquiry in my bank account. It was a very short queue though where there was only an Indian man in front of me.
It took only a few seconds for him to get done using the machine; he took his blue card and walked off. Then it was my turn. I confidently took out my card and insert it to the slot. But the machine did not swallow it up. To my astonishment, when I looked on the computer screen, it says "Please collect your money". My mind went %^^&%*%$fuckadoodle. That douchebag must have forgotten to collect his money withdrawal. He must have loved his blue card more. I grabbed the 40 bucks and then immediately went to search that douchebag. But, he was nowhere in sight somehow. What catastrophe! Well, maybe not me; no choice but gotta make an evil move. I just slipped the 40 bucks into my wallet and there goes on 1st August 2009 marked one of my luckiest day ever.

Huzzah!
*Red Indian cry*


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The hangover
Sunday, August 2, 2009


This movie is a must watch!
Its my current favourite movie of the year.
Its freaking funny that the people watching could actually end up rolling on the floor.
Its NC-16 by the way.
So to those..ermm..yeah...too bad. Hahaha
Rating: 9.5/10


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