Just back from my mum's side kampung at Melaka.

Went there for jemputan; my mum's cousin's son's wedding.

Went to my mum's aunt's house after that around that area.

My family and relatives are all inside and me and a few of my cousins went to merayap just outside the house.

Then I saw this burung pipit in a cage.

Me: *whistles

Bird: Assalamualaikummmmm!

Me: O.O

Whistles again.

Nothing happen.

1 minute later, my cousin whistles,

Bird: Assalamualaikum!

All of us: O.O

Seriously, I'm speechless/amazed/terperanjat boboi.

When I asked the abang in the house, he said the bird can really greet and sometimes even say "orang datang!"

O.O

Its not a parrot fyi.

And there was this funny and evil scene by my small rascal Malaysian cousins, Fikri and Fazly.

Fikri opens up a large banana leaf covering the trunk of the tree. Then got chicken came out. CROAAK! CROAKK!

Fazly: EH! ADER TELOR AYAM LA! KAU TENGOK!

Fikri took one of the eggs and dropped it. "eh tak pecah?"

Then he threw the egg away towards a wooden plank. The egg broke and the yolk all came out. *Laughs*

Then took another one and throw again. *Laughs again*

"EH! TELOR TINGGAL LIMA LA! DAH LA! NANTI IBU DIER MARAH!"

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But Fazly not satisfied because he haven't tried yet but did in a more cruel way. He took a stick and poke the eggs until they become so called 'scrambed eggs'.

*Giggles*

"Dah takde lagi! ;DD"

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BUT ITS FUNNY! HAHAHA!

I tried to stop them but they ignore. I'm lying on a wooden "table" enjoying the wind. Lazy to get up. Heh.

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